Top 3YO’s Contest Jim Dandy, Haskell July 31st, 2010 | Horse Racing betting | Comments Off

A host of top 3YO colts will be in action this weekend, and contention runs deep. The 47th Running of The Jim Dandy this Saturday at Saratoga lacks a bit of the star power on display in Sunday’s Haskell Invitational at Monmouth Park, but both races present difficult handicapping challenges. Those who are able to uncover the winners should profit handsomely.

The Jim Dandy field of nine may be reduced, as #6-Miner’s Reserve (morning line 10-1) and #7-Winslow Homer (12-1) are entered in The Curlin Stakes at Saratoga the following day. Afleet Express (4-1) won the Grade 3 Pegasus at Monmouth last out, but this field is considerably tougher. Javier Castellano retains the mount, and he’s as hot as any jockey on the grounds. A swift seven-furlong breeze on July 23rd signals that Afleet Express retains his sharp form. He should contend for top honors. Stormy’s Majesty is a perfect 3-for-3, but this will be his first try vs. open-company stakes horses. NY-bred Friend or Foe defeated open company in his career debut at Gulfstream, and captured The Mike Lee vs. a tough group of state-breds last out. He should love two turns, but will have to learn on the fly. Fly Down was impressive winning The Dwyer, and was a bit unlucky to finish second in The Belmont Stakes. Trainer Nick Zito sharpened him up with a bullet 4-furlong breeze on July 26th, but you have to wonder if this race is merely a prep for The Travers. I’m siding with A Little Warm (7-2). He returned from a 3-month break to beat Miner’s Reserve last out at Delaware Park, and earned a 105 Beyer Speed Figure in the process. Trainer Tony Dutrow said he wasn’t fully cranked for that start, so I’m expecting an even better effort in The Jim Dandy. After a pair of seconds vs. graded-stakes company, this could be the breakthrough spot.

The Kentucky Derby and Preakness winners (Super Saver and Lookin At Lucky) hook up again in Sunday’s Haskell Invitational, and it’s possible that neither will be favored. That honor may go to Trappe Shot, winner of four straight, including The Long Branch last out. He has paired up Beyer Speed Figures of 105, topping the field. This horse holds a recency advantage over the spring classic winners, and benefits as well from a winning race over the track. First Dude looks like the early pace-setter once again, and he’ll have to prove that he can hold off the closers…something he’s had difficulty doing in all but one of his races. I’ll bet on Trappe Shot to win at odds of 5-2 or better.

Those are my horse racing betting tips for the weekend. Best of luck and happy gambling!

If Justice prevails, Greenbrier will overcome schedule, odds July 29th, 2010 | Golf news | Comments Off

Given the economic circumstances of the moment, it was trumpeted with all the fanfare that the state of West Virginia and the PGA Tour could muster.

After the long-lived Buick Open abruptly went belly up in the middle of 2009, the tour soon located a viable tournament site that not only was willing to host an event, but foot the fat title-sponsorship bill. So the tour fast hauled out the velvet ropes, wingback chairs and opened the doors to the TV cameras.

The announcement that the venerable Greenbrier Resort would stage a tour event in a mere 12 months time was excitedly conveyed by the govern who h and PGA Tour commissioner Tim Finchem.

The tour was so happy, if not relieved, to have filled the void created by the defunct Buick that it beamed the introductory press conference for the Greenbrier Classic into the media center at the Bridgestone Invitational, outside Cleveland.

Greenbriers Old White Course is 97 years old. But the top golfers are staying home this week. (Getty Images) The Greenbrier had changed owners in mid-2009 and the Buicks 51-year assembly line had been formally shut down days earlier, so the new tournament had been cobbled together in six weeks, Finchem estimated, a comparative blink by tour standards. Thus, there was much glad-handing, though the devil is sometimes in the details.

In the downright effervescent transcript of the announcement, provided afterwards by the tour, Greenbrier was misspelled … a total of 67 times.

Ah, the not-so-fine print.

Fifty-one weeks later, the big day is finally at hand for the Greenbrier, which has undergone millions in expansion and renovations since deep-pocketed CEO Jim Justice saved it from bankruptcy in 09 and promised to restore it to five-star status.

Thats four more stars than are entered in the inaugural tournament field.

The iconoclastic resort, which claims more than 200 years of history and once served as home base to Confederate and Yankee troops in the Civil War, albeit at different times, is hoping to reinvent itself this week with a splashy showing in its tour inauguration gala. But mere petticoat ruffles, lace and organza cant make a debutants coming-out party a hit, which is why the success of the Greenbrier wont be known until after this weeks Cotillion is over, if then.

The resorts Old White Course, a name that vaguely conjures up uncomfortable images to some, has hosted both Ryder and Solheim cups, joining only Muirfield Village in that distinction. The 97-year-old track, which Sam Snead used to call home, is an old parkland layout the likes of which arent often seen on tour these days, where shot values and strategy ought to mean something. Of course, thats what they thought last week at the Canadian Open, when the classically styled St. Georges, long missing from the tournament rotation, was torched for a third-round 60 by Carl Pettersson.

The Swede, with four career tournament wins, might be the second-biggest name in the field, since the only player ranked in the world top 25 who showed up for the ribbon-cutting is Jim Furyk. Only five players entered at Greenbrier have won this year on tour, and two of those victories came in so-called opposite events against the weakest fields of the season.

More than 20 American presidents, not to mention luminaries such as Gandhi and Princess Grace, have laid their heads on Greenbrier pillows over the decades past. As for golf royalty, Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson, not so much.

At the unveiling press confab last summer, with Watson, Finchem and the governor at his side, Justice said all the right things and said that a top tour official had jokingly assured him that Woods was already on board to play. Looking back, kidding aside, it sounds a bit naive. “No, really and truly, I hope Tiger and Phil and everybody in the world can hear me say this, that this is a really special place,” Justice said. “This is a special place and this is the time of year, really and tr Disney World times 10. We surely want Tiger to come, we want Phil, we want all the great players, and well just work really, really hard to make that happen.”

(Note to Justice: Phil and Tiger stopped playing at Disney World years ago, and its tournament courses are located five miles outside Tigers back gate.)

This is where more fine print should be causing hard squints for the resort, which, for all its cash and good intentions, will have a hard time finding relevancy when crow-barred into a hectic, largely unworkable portion of the tour schedule for the tours marquee contingent. The schedue this week reads Greenbrier Classic, but for the heavy hitters, it might as well say, “open date.”

Starting next week at the Bridgestone Invitational, the games big boys are looking at playing seven times in the next nine weeks, culminating with a brutal Transatlantic trip to Wales for the Ryder Cup, only hours after the FedEx Cup finale and $10 million in bonus winnings are settled in Atlanta.

In a way, the tournament underpinnings are reminiscent of the now-defunct 84 Lumber Classic, staged at the Nemacolin Resort in rural eastern Pennsylvania. Joe Hardy, the owner of the lumber company, threw around so much money propping up the t he even that his daughter reportedly revolted at the staggering price tag and the tournament was eventually shut down.

A local writer called Hardy, who generally delivered a solid field, the modern equivalent of Jed Clampett, which Hardy took as a compliment. The folksy, personable Justice, who coaches a girls high-school basketball team for fun, seems like even closer kin to cousin Jed. Justice, who grew up near the Greenbrier and made a fortune in farming and the coal business, is a genial giant at 6-foot-7 with a drawl thats commensurate. A poor Mountaineer who barely kept his family fed, he isnt. Hes supplying the green in Greenbrier.

Like with which it already is, at least by some definition. In an attempt to get more customers to the largely remote locale, Justice somehow convinced Delta Airlines to add service into the White Sulfur Springs, W. Va., area from Atlanta and New York.

To modify a phrase borrowed from another walk down nostalgia lane, if you rebuild it, will they come? The resort was well down a hot rail to bankruptcy under former owners CSX, the railway giant. Justice spent millions from his own wallet in an attempt to make the Greenbrier relevant again, building an underground casino, sponsoring the tour event, and even mandating that male guests wear sports coats after 7 p.m.

This could be the best part of the week: A dress code for guys in white belts, wing-tip shoes, neon-colored clothing and logo-emblazoned lids? Can Daly wear that obnoxious Loudmouth jacket he was sporting at the British Open two weeks ago and still get in the gentrified joint?

If everything goes off as well as Justice hopes, word-of-mouth will mean something going forward among tour players and should help deliver a deeper field next year. But given its proximity to the WGC event next week at Firestone, plus the PGA Championship and four FedEx Cup series stops that follow, he might have to hand out free poker chips to attract the true stars to the venerable venue.

Justice stole the ailing property for the fire-sale price of $20 million, and has dropped at least five times that sum on the casino and golf tournament, calling the shots himself and paying cash on the barrelhead as he goes. Justice loves the autonomy of being rich and cracked recently to Golfweek: “You know the definition of a committee? Its a group of individuals who individually cant do anything, but collectively, they can decide that nothing can be done.”

Funny line. But if Justice had solicited the opinions of folks with knowledge of how the tournament game works, he might have thought twice about his investment this week. Best intentions and best wishes aside, wedged into an unenviable calendar spot and starved for stars as a result, the Greenbrier hues could again resemble an old Civil War pallette.

That is, mostly blues and grey. Even Justices green cant completely change that.

Invitation Only July 29th, 2010 | Horse Racing betting | Comments Off

The Haskell Invitational, which will be renewed at Monmouth Park on August 1, has always held a special place in my heart since I used to watch steeplechase racing on the grounds of who the race was named for, Amory L. Haskell.

Back in those days an annual trek to the steeplechaser on the Middletown property was both an eye opener and an education. Being impressionable, the site of seeing people milling around drinking champagne, bookies meandering through the crowd and one limousine with a chandelier, the initial experience was unforgettable.

The $1 million 9-furlong fray has been won by some players over the years. I bet on the 1971 winner West Coast Scout and for a 19-year-old punk, the $200 wager was huge.

Coastal won the battle 8 years later, Holy Bull heard the roar in 1994 as did Kentucky Derby winner War Emblem in 2002, opening the door for Derby winner Big Brown 2 years ago.

Last year, Rachael Alexander dominated the event on her way to Horse of the Year honors.

This season, the Haskell will be exceptionally strong, as it is likely to attract the horses that ran one-two in both the Kentucky Derby (Super Saver and Ice Box) and Preakness Stakes (Lookin at Lucky and First Dude).

Lookin at Lucky, who has not raced since the Preakness, tuned up for the Haskell with a 1:13.60 work at Del Mar and this is what his trainer, Bob Baffert, had to say, Baffert: “He went well, but the track was a little dead. It was pretty deep coming down the stretch.”

Baffert is no stranger to the waters around Monmouth as he is seeking his fourth Haskell success having saddled winners Point Given, War Emblem and Roman Ruler for scores in the shore’s showcase extravaganza.

First Dude followed his Preakness second with a super third beaten a length in the Belmont Stakes. He brings blazing speed but doesn’t absolutely need the lead to win.

Super Saver will be trying to make amends for his flop in the Preakness in which he was finished after three quarters of a mile. He is also out to prove his Derby success was no fluke.

Nick Zito watched with glee as his student Ice Box tuned up for the race working in company with Cool Coal Man. Ice Box started about a length and a half behind Coal Man and finished about 2 lengths in front. Coal Man has won multiple stakes in his career, the last with a 100 Beyer at the shore on June 12. Zito explained his thinking behind the start for Ice Box.

Zito: “ I’m very happy, that was Cool Coal Man and he’s no slouch. I feel thats the best way to go. Monmouths track is playing [toward] closers, and Ice Box comes from behind.”

Ice Box will be facing his archrival Super Saver, who finished in front of him in the Kentucky Derby. Saver has to prove he can star on a glib track.

Afleet Again will get the acid test in the Haskell but he is the only horse in the field that has been using Monmouth as his home base. His trainer Butch Reid feels his horse can deliver a top performance in the Haskell if the pace scenario is right.

Reid: “He’s been running well at Monmouth. But in both of those stakes, the pace was way too slow for him to close like I know he can. In both races, they went the half in :49 and change and the six furlongs in 1:14 or so. If he gets a good pace in the Haskell, and I think he will, I think he’ll run his best race.”

The Long Branch Stakes winner Trappe Shot is talented but lightly raced. Got to expect his connections to instruct the rider to put him on the lead and then try to tow-rope the field. The blood is there for this guy to be any kind as kin Miss Shop was a Grade 1 winner and banked over $1.1 million.

After a solid :48 and change drill Monday, Shot’s trainer Kiaran McLaughlin was very pleased. The trainer: “He worked great, we’re happy. We’re ready to step up and try them. We feel we have a top horse.”

McLaughlin knows what to do with a good horse as he proved taking the Belmont Stakes, Breeders’ Cup Filly and Mare Turf and the BC Classic.

Uptowncharlybrow will be a price. He has lost his last 4 starts and was taken down in his last race.

As it unfolds, expect First Dude to be sent along with Trappe Shot getting a nice 2-hole trip and Lookin at Lucky in a great stalking position. At the top of the lane the hometown flavor will kick in for Trappe Shot and he’ll take a slim lead at the 16th pole when Super Saver and Ice Box start to raise their competitive heads.

At the wire, Trappe Shot will falter and be overtaken by Ice Box, with Lookin at Lucky completing the exacta.

Good luck and cash some tickets.

Shotgun Start: Time to honor 30th anniversary of ‘Caddyshack’ July 28th, 2010 | Golf news | Comments Off

With a few days remaining before the most daunting s many will play seven times in CBSSports.com senior writer Steve Elling and golf writer and columnist Scott Michaux pass the popcorn and do their weekly Siskel-and-Ebert act.

This week marks the 30th anniversary of the release of the movie . Universally panned upon release and cobbled together with a somewhat ad-libbed script attempting to duplicate the raunchy success of “Animal House,” its got to be the most-quoted sports movie of all time. Whats your favorite scene and why?

ELLING: So they threw in the episode in the cart barn, where Carl Spackler was living, and the two Saturday Night Live alums winged their way through a masterpiece of utterly ad-libbed comedy. Dont believe me? Check out the outtake version of the scene, included on the 25th anniversary DVD. Its unwatchable and awful. They turned on the camera, somebody shouted “action,” and the two went at it, hoping for the best. I still dont know what getting “stoned to the bejeesus belt” means, but its hilarious. Tiger Woods was asked a few years ago to identify his favorite golf movie. After hesitating for about one second, he said, “Theres only on possibly better than ever. By the way, there is no right answer to this question. Pick a scene, any scene. Like when Dangerfield fakes breaking his arm to get out of the money match with Judge Smails. If you think my pick was crazy, well, thats what they said about Son of Sam. Cannonball coming. Double turds. Ahoi, polloi. I could go on. …

MICHAUX: The best part is when Jackie Mason buys the majority stake in Bushwood and turns it into an amusement park. … Oh wait, that’s . Probably the worst sequel of all time (and that’s saying something). I dont think theres a line in the original that I don’t know by heart, having seen the thing at least 60 times in the last 30 years. Any scene with Al Czervik (Dangerfield), Judge Smails (Ted Knight) or Carl Spackler (Murray) are classics. They all carried this crazy tune. Spacklers cinderella story, Dalai Lama and pool-or-pond scenes are legendary ad-libs and probably top my personal faves. Czerviks one-liners ironically turned him into the respected comic legend that never could. (It annoys me that the Caddyshack restaurant near the World Golf Hall of Fame doesn’t serve i “It looks good on you, though.”). And Smails nailed every snooty country-clubber with his many gems including “Youll get nothing and like it!” When was the last time you got through a r “I don’t think the heavy stuffs gonna come down for quite awhile;” “right in the lumberyard;” “Billy-billy-billy-billy-billy;” “you’re a tremendous slouch;” “be the ball;” “thats a peach, hon;” “rat farts;” or “its in the hole!” So weve got that going for us, which is nice

Five of the past six Grand Slam events, and nine of the past 15, have been won by first-time major winners. Is that good or bad for golf?

ELLING: It might be the ultimate double-edged sword. As evidenced by the abysmal television ratings from the British Open, where the final round set record lows on ESPN, having unknowns or less-heralded players atop the scoreboard tends to make the casual fans flip the remote control to another channel. Surely, its a boon for the game in places like South Korea, Ireland and South Africa, which have all produced upset major winners in the past 11 months. But odd as it sounds, from reader feedback alone, its almost as though fans would rather see Mickelson or Woods win by a landslide than watch a close contest between Sergio Garcia, Padraig Harrington and Ben Curtis, who fought it out at the PGA Championship two years ago. Golf fans will watch regardless and t but the sidewalk viewers who watch only during the Masters, U.S. Open and other biggies want a rooting interest with identifiable players. Louis Oosthuizen seems like a terrific kid who has overcome plenty. Graeme McDowell is underrated and played on a Ryder Cup team. Y.E. Yang took down Woods. A little variety is fine for the growth of the game, especially globally, as long as the big boys are in the mix and they win at least occasionally.

MICHAUX: Golf is one of those weird games where everyone seems to root against the underdogs. We all judge the quality of a tournament by the names on its leaderboard, and if those names don’t include Tiger or Phil or Ernie or some other chosen favorite, than it gets diminished in the eyes of the beholders. Few bothered to behold this year’s British Open simply because a “no-name” ran away and hid with the claret jug. But if the 27-year-old Louis Oosthuizen develops into a multiple major winner (as countryman Ernie Els did after surprising at the 1994 U.S. Open at Oakmont) then history might look back on this event differently. Having some fresh faces pose with major trophies isn’t a bad thing. We just seem to prefer those faces already being defined before they kiss the prize. McDowell and Stewart Cink were established contenders before breaking through. Lucas Glover, Yang and Oosty were relative interlopers. But so what. We’re the ones with the problem if we can’t respect their achievements on merit instead of popularity. Take it from a guy who has to write epic articles on reigning Masters champions every year. It’s more fun to tell a new tale than try to come up with a new angle on a story told so many times we all know it by heart.

Weve had consecutive first-time major winners with McDowell and Oosthuizen. In their honor, please pick the greatest one-time major winner of all time and defend your position.

ELLING: Im going slightly off the traditional track here. You can have Fred Couples and Lanny Wadkins, guys who would certainly be at the top of most lists given their firepower and considerable gifts. But when I was a (very) young boy, my grandfather was a big fan of Gene Littler, who had a swing that was as smooth at age 60 as it was at 30. Littler, who like titans Phil Mickelson and Billy Casper hailed from the San Diego area, won the 1961 U.S. Open, right in the midst of the rising tide for American golf and the birth of the so-called Big Three. He was a college grad, part of a new breed who attended college before turning pro, establishing a career template that still holds true for most career paths today. He won the U.S. Amateur and a PGA Tour event as an amateur. He later lost playoffs at the U.S. Open and PGA Championship. In all, he won 29 times on tour, including five titles after he beat a case of lymph cancer. Needless to say, Couples and Wadkins did not play in the shadow of the Big Three, not to mention the likes of Casper, Floyd, Miller, Trevino and their ilk. In 27 Ryder Cup matches, he lost five times, amassing a 14-5-8 mark. Gene the Machine, indeed.

MICHAUX: As tempted as I am to pick Michael Campbell, I think this argument comes down to two great Hall of Famers – Lloyd Mangrum or Roberto De Vicenzo. Though his only major win was the 1946 U.S. Open, Mangrum ranks 13th on the PGA Tour’s all-time win list with 36 – smack dab between Phil Mickelson (38) and Vijay Singh (34) for those needing perspective. And neither of those guys had careers interrupted by earning two Purple Hearts fighting in World War II. Mangrum lost to Ben Hogan in a playoff at the 1950 U.S. Open and was runner-up in three majors including the 1940 Masters when he opened with a 64 that stood as a scoring record for 46 years. He finished in the top 10 in 25 majors, including 10 straight at Augusta from 1947-56. He also earned two Vardon trophies and won seven times in 1948. But since this isn’t just an American game, De Vicenzo deserves strong consideration as well. More famous for not winning the 1968 Masters because of his scorecard gaffe than winning the 1967 British Open at Hoylake, “El Maestro” is among the all-time greats. He won 231 tournaments around the world (six on the PGA Tour) including 48 national opens in 18 different countries. He had 17 top 10s in majors, which accounted for 40 percent of his career starts. And he did much of this in an era when overseas traveling included ships or short-hop flights that took three days to get from Buenos Aires to Miami. Lets see Couples or Love measure up to that.

Up & Down: Next up — an Italian will shoot 58 to win PGA July 27th, 2010 | Golf news | Comments Off

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Go deep or go home

If theres one thing that enlivens an otherwise mundane, middle-tier tournament, its staggering scores being shot by guys breaking records. That has been the case for three killer weeks on the PGA Tour, where records have been eviscerated by a run of scoring usually reserved for the desert courses in Palm Springs or Phoenix. It began three weeks ago with an opening 59 from Paul Goydos in a tournament won by Steve Stricker, who set a tour scoring record for 54 holes. A week later, Rory McIlroy shot 63 at St. Andrews, matching the lowest number ever recorded at a Grand Slam event. Over the weekend, Carl Pettersson lipped out a 25-footer on the 18th hole Saturday and shot 60 but still managed to record the lowest 36-hole stretch in event history, and the Canadian Open dates to 1922. More notably, Pettersson made the cut on the number with a 10-footer on the last hole Friday before making the dizzying run, underscoring the depth of talent on the world tours these days. With the PGA Tour making its first trip to the Greenbrier Resort this week, its hard to predict where the scores will go. But based on play in a scorching July, anything in the range from low to lower seems a veritable certainty.

Citizen pain

This is getting interesting. The internationals are charging so hard that a longtime PGA Tour member, Swedens Richard Johnson, went abroad to play in Europe last week and won. Pettersson, the snuff-dipping Swedish Bubba, won the Canadian Open on the U.S. tour. Whatever the reason, and its possibly just a cyclical deal, but the Yanks are getting crushed lately on their own turf. Throwing out the PGA Tours opposite event held in Reno two weeks ago, which was so thin it didnt fill out the entire field, and foreign-born players have won 10 of the past 13 events, including the past two majors. Bubba Watson, one of the American winners in that stretch, is from the Florida Panhandle, and having lived there briefly, thats like a foreign country in certain locales, too.

International incidents

OK, so I am clearly belaboring the point, but would anybody bat an eye at this point if an international player won the PGA Championship in three weeks? Not here. In fact, the foreign contingent has a chance to make history. The PGA Championship was first staged in 1916 and foreign-born players have never won it thrice in succession. After wins by Irelands Padraig Harrington and South Koreas Y.E. Yang, that distinction seems shaky at best. Moreover, the last time foreign-born players won three consecutive majors in the same year was in 1994, when the Yank contingent went 0 for 4. More about the slam of Uncle Sam: Internationals have won the seasons final major a total of 12 times. A win by a foreign-born player at Whistling Straits would make it four victories in seven years. Thats not a ripple, thats a red tide.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the fence

While you werent watching, the LPGA was in France last week for one of its bigger events, the Evian Masters, which is a big-money lead-in to this weeks Womens British Open, the final major of the year. While the American troops have been getting uniformly spanked for years in the womens game, theres been a resurgence this summer at the majors, where Paula Creamer and Cristie Kerr have won back-to-back titles. A victory by an American this week would give the Yanks three consecutive Grand Slam titles for the first time since Juli Inkster (twice) and Dottie Pepper won three in a row in 1999. By the way, 15-year-old American Lexi Thompson, who wont be eligible for LPGA membership for three more years under current rules, finished third last week in the Evian Masters after turning pro a couple of months ago. If she petitions the LPGA for early membership, its going to be awkward, because shes already proven that she has the chops to contend. Anybody who thinks otherwise is being … as Dennis Miller once noted, Evian spelled backwards is “naive.”

Opening an err vent

Keeping the oh-so-smooth segue string running, heres one last well-intentioned rant about the women and their place at the public buffet table: Its been three years since I covered a womens major, and for darned good reason. The first three womens majors of the year are staged either the week before or the week after a mens major, dooming the trio of tournaments to minimalist national media coverage. The lone exception is the Womens British Open, which could actually by being played consecutively with the mens event, because the American media might actually stick around to watch. The Womens British Open is run by the Ladies Golf Union, whatever that is. It has an office about 100 yards from the famous R&A edifice at St. Andrews. Get together, people. Compare notes. Move the mens senior event and make it work. That goes for the illogical logistics in the three U.S.-based events, too. A rising tide lifts all ships.

Off-ramping up in the right direction

Golf season in the States lasts, what, nearly 11 months? Yet whenever the World Golf Hall of Fame held its annual induction ceremony every November, the offseason had begun and nobody seemed to much notice or care. Hopefully, that will change with the formal move of the ceremonies to Monday of Players Championship week, when the eyes of the global game are on the Jacksonville, Fla. region. The St. Augustine-based hall is and with the media attention the tournament usually draws, the spotlight glare should increase by at least two-fold. Now, if the Hall of Fame can streamline and simplify its confusing and conflicting admissions systems, which have been under discussion for 1½ disjointed years, then it might have a fighting chance of reeling in a few more fans who, at the moment, speed past on nearby Interstate 95 with nary a sideways glance.

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Your weekly Eldrick update

Almost made it through a week without mentioning the Chosen One, but that would mean my readership would take a hit like ESPNs ratings from the Old Course. So were supplying some updated info as Woods prepares for the busiest portion of the schedule, which could include playing seven times in the next nine weeks, if he manages to compete in all four FedEx Cup series events. With his mediocre performance at the British Open, Woods hasnt won in seven PGA Tour starts, his longest drought to open a year since 1998, when he won in his ninth start. However, in that 98 span all better than his top results in 2010. In all, Woods “losing streak” in PGA Tour-sanctioned events stands at nine, dating to last falls win at BMW Championship at Cog Hill, when he was reportedly holed up with a porn actress in a Chicago hotel. That win was preceded by a stretch in which he finished either first or second a total doubtlessly to both fans and Woods.

Least surprising TV news of the month

It took a couple of days, and not because there were many numbers to crunch, but when the ratings for the final round of the British Open were revealed last week, they were met with either a sigh or a gasp. Sundays pitiable numbers on ESPN were the worst on record with a 2.1 rating, which means there were probably as many TVs watching the sermon from the Crystal Cathedral on Sunday as there were watching Louis Oosthuizens baptism at the cathedral of golf. Why the skid? Oosthuizen won in a runaway fashion by seven shots, nobody outside of true golf aficionados knew his identity before the tournament began, no Americans were in the mix, and for the first time, the tournament was broadcast solely on cable TV, with no portion being aired on ABC Sports. ESPN sent so many folks to St. Andrews, the tax base in Bristol must have collapsed, yet despite all the bells and whistles, and largely positive reviews of the Mouses broadcast effort, it mostly went for naught. Because a 2.1 is as close to naught as a major should ever get.

Then again, I could be wrong

After posting an impassioned missive about the centuries-old hamlet of St. Andrews and beseeching the R&A to bring the British Open back to the Old Course in another five years, a few holes in the treatise were fast pointed out by an overseas brother in ink, who isnt exactly caught up in the lore of the place. While St., Andrews represents the cradle of the game, its by no means the best track for watching or covering a British Open, either from a dramatic or logistics standpoint. While I was waxing philosophically about the town itself and intentionally overlooked some of the Old Courses unique shortcomings relative to the modern game, in the spirit of full disclosure, lets lay em out. Spectators cant see much of anything because of the parallel fairways and huge disconnects between the gallery ropes and the putting greens. The first green must be located 65 yards from the nearest spectator. Sadly, the best way to watch at the Old Course is to camp out in the grandstands. Then theres the final result. The past three Opens staged at St. Andrews have been won by eight, five and seven shots, which means that from a theatrical standpoint, there was more drama at St. Andrews when the property served as a WWII airstrip. At least there were some bumpy landings and soaring takeoffs to track. As the ESPN ratings effectively proved, few fans in the States tuned in just because of the name on the historic venue.

Stop the propaganda parade, please

Bragging is unbecoming. Begging might be even worse. Small wonder, then, that when the PGA Tour website last week posted a fan survey asking readers to identify the greatest Nationwide Tour graduate ever, it was cringe-inducing. Among others, it listed Ernie Els, who played in a grand total of on the tours developmental circuit in 1991 and never won. Stewart Cink and Jim Furyk each played one full season on the circuit before cementing their place in the big leagues and also were listed. Conspicuously absent from the on-line ballot was David Duval, who clearly used the Nationwide as a launch pad for his career, playing two seasons before reaching the PGA Tour for good in 1995. Duval, of course, eventually became world No. 1 for 15 weeks, shot 59 in competition and won a major. If you are going to dislocate your elbow while patting yourself on the back, it might be nice to provide some actual context.

Coming up snakeyes

Step aside, Donald Trump, youve been out-publicity stunted by another guy with more ego than common sense. First, we had to sit through receiver Jerry Rices participation in a Nationwide Tour event named in his honor this summer (he missed the cut, then declined to do interviews). Now comes the disquieting news that the CEO of Turning Stone Resort, a casino that sponsors a PGA Tour event staged next week opposite the WGC event at Firestone, has seen fit to award himself a sponsor exemption. Granted, the tour highjacks these companies for mega-money something fierce, but pro-ams are where the corporate types belong, not on the golf course creating havoc for professionals playing for real money. Ray Halbritter, the CEO in question, carries a handicap of around 2, thanks to his which means hes still about six or seven shots worse than an average card-carrying tour player. Halbritter says he regularly shoots around 78-80 on the tournament venue, which means that after allowing for nerves, flop sweat and projectile vomiting, spectators had better wear hardhats. Dumb as the Jerry Rice appearance was, at least wed heard of the guy and it created a spark of public interest, right? Then again, maybe Halbritter is crazy like a fox, because nobody would drive me back inside the casino faster than watching some guy scrape it around in 84.

HE’S BAACKK July 27th, 2010 | Horse Racing betting | Comments Off

Toss in one part Eddie Arcaro, one-eighth Angel Cordero, a twist of the power of Laffit Pincay Jr, the hands of Bill Shoemaker, a spoon of the Jerry Bailey savvy, a dash of Eddie D, the coolness of Chris McCarron and the racing mind of Gary Stevens and this recipe turns into Pat Valenzuela.

Don’t look now but Valenzuela’s career has once again been resurrected. He was approved to resume riding in California for the first time in almost 3 years by the California Horse Racing Board.

He will be under stringent rules to maintain sobriety but has been clean for about 2 years in the Bayou.

We have seen this movie before. The maligned rider has been suspended more often then some people change their socks. He out distanced now deceased and former Dodgers pitcher Steve Howe by the length of the stretch.

He is not getting any younger, but horses still run for him and run big time. Back early in his career, when he would return from a suspension, he would usually be pumped up in the first couple of days and post a number of winners. And that has not changed even though he is at an advanced age.

It was seven years ago when the legend grew.

P Val’s monumental win at the Inglewood fall meeting made him the first rider in 20 years to sweep all 5 Southern California major pilot titles in one season matching McCarron’s 1983 feat.  Rider Rafael Bejarano has since matched that feat.

As only a scriptwriter could have penned, P Val’s pivotal win came aboard Hollywood Story, a precocious sort that became the first maiden winner of the Hollywood Starlet in 23 runnings. Not missing a beat, the stewards got into the act and Story had to survive an inquiry, something Valenzuela is so used to by now.

Currently, through last Thursday, P Val was tied for third in the Louisiana Downs standings with 40 winners.

He has become an excellent judge of pace and is seldom caught at the wrong place, mainly because he puts his horses into the race early, often, and he’ll make his usual move around the turn and give a horse that special chance to win.

Patrick comes from a long history of racing personalities. His dad, A.C, was a rider. So were uncles Milo, Angel, Mario and Santiago. His cousin Fernando struggled on the SoCal circuit and his brother Fabian has raced in California and Arizona.

Valenzuela was the youngest rider at 17 to take the Santa Anita Derby when Codex scored in 1980.

His greatest national moment probably came in 1989 when Sunday Silence took the first 2 legs of the Triple Crown before getting beat by Easy Goer in the Belmont Stakes.

Patrick will be represented by Tom Knust as his agent and know this from a first-hand source, he could not get a better person in his corner.

I worked with Knust on a extraordinary project at a time when I didn’t know which way my career was going to go and although the project never really got off the ground, he did everything in his power to make sure that I was taken care of respect-wise and money-wise.

Here’s hoping P Val and Knust can battle the youngsters on the circuit and still show he is the best gate boy maybe ever to put on the boots.

Wilson holds four-stroke lead at Canadian Open July 25th, 2010 | Golf news | Comments Off

Dean Wilso and his long friendship with Canadian star Mike Weir.

Relying on his past champion status to get into tournaments after finishing 152nd last year o received a sponsor exemption into the Canadian Open.

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“I really appreciate that,” Wilson said Saturday after shooting his third straight 5-under 65 to take a four-stroke lead over record-setting Carl Pettersson, Tim Clark and Bob Estes at rainy St. Georges.

“Last year didnt turn out so good, and Im a little more appreciative of getting in tournaments and playing and being out here and fighting and being in the battle. That time away, makes you think about what you dont have.”

Before Wilson and Clark teed off, Pettersson shot a 10-under 60 in calm and dry morning conditions to break the tournament record, missing a 59 when his 30-foot birdie putt from the fringe grazed the left edge on the par-4 18th.

“I hit a pretty good 6-iron in there, but the wind sort of got it,” Pettersson said. “And you cant go past the hole because then you got no chance. And it was actually a difficult putt to get to the hole because it was very steep uphill.

“I hit a good putt. I told myself, You cannot leave this short. You got to give this a chance. And I hit a solid putt and it was just hovering right on the left side. … With 6 inches less pace it probably would have gone in.”

Estes had a 66, and Clark shot a 69 to match Pettersson at 11 under. Bryce Molder (63), Kevin Sutherland (65), Trevor Immelman (65) and Brock Mackenzie (68) were 10 under, and Jeff Quinney (64) and Cliff Kresge (66) were another stroke back.

Wilson, a six-time winner in Japan who won the 2006 International for his lone PGA Tour title, made his move midway through the round in the rain, birdieing Nos. 9-11. He holed a 5-footer on the par-5 ninth, an 8-footer on the par-4 10th and another 5-foot putt on the par-5 11th to open a three-stroke lead.

“Another day in Hawaii,” said Wilson, from Kaneohe. “You just cant fight [the rain]. You know that its going to be there. You cant complain about it, and you just got to be a little tougher than the rain.”

Wilson birdied the par-5 15th, making a downhill 6-footer, then gave the stroke back with a bogey on the par-3 16th. He closed with a 5-foot birdie putt on 18 to match Arnold Palmer at 195 for the tournament 54-hole record. Palmer set the mark at nearby Weston in 1955 en route to his first tour victory.

“This golf course is a great test,” Wilson said. “I havent heard one bad thing about it.”

Pettersson was trying to become the second player this month and fifth overall to shoot a 59 on the PGA Tour. Paul Goydos did it July 8 in the John Deere Classic and Al Geiberger (1977 Memphis Classic), Chip Beck (1991 Las Vegas Invitational) and David Duval (1999 Bob Hope Classic) also have accomplished the feat. In May on the Japan Tour, Ryo Ishikawa shot a 58 – the lowest score ever on a major tour.

“Obviously, Im happy with the round, but I would have loved to have seen that putt go in,” said Pettersson, a three-time PGA Tour winner.

Playing in the third group of the day after making the cut by a stroke with opening rounds of 71 and 68, the 32-year-old former North Carolina State player from Sweden had two eagles, seven birdies and a bogey.

“I thought I was going to miss the cut yesterday,” Pettersson said. “We got finished with the round and it was right on the borderline. Me and Jay Williamson were actually watching the computer to see if we were going to make the cut, and had a few Canadian beers in there. That settled me down, I think. Maybe thats what did it.”

Pettersson broke the tournament record of 62 set by Leonard Thompson in 1981 at Glen Abbey and matched by five others, including Brent Delahoussaye on Thursday and Sutherland on Friday. Pettersson tied the tournament record for relation to par of 10 under set by Greg Norman in 1986 when Glen Abbey played to a par of 72.

The Swede hit all 13 fairways in regulation, 14 of 18 greens and was 18 for 18 on putts inside 15 feet.

“Im reading some of the stuff in the media about St. Georges getting slayed and stuff like that,” Immelman said. “I mean, thats fair enough, but the players are getting good, too. For Carl to shoot a 60 this morning, thats unbelievable golf.”

John Mills and Adam Hadwin, the former Louisville player making his first PGA Tour start, were the top Canadians at 6 under. Mills had a 66, and Hadwin shot a 70.

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Only three of the 18 Canadians in the starting field made the cut. Stephen Ames, a naturalized Canadian citizen from Trinidad and Tobago, was 2 under after a 73. … Clark played 42 bogey-free holes before dropping a stroke on No. 7.

Lisa’s Booby Trap Poised for Shocker in CCA Oaks July 24th, 2010 | Horse Racing betting | Comments Off

Who: Thoroughbreds – Lisa’s Booby Trap, Connie and Michael, Devil May Care, Acting Happy
What: Horse Racing Betting Tips – The Coaching Club American Oaks (Grade 1)
Where: Saratoga
When: Saturday, July 24th

Every once in a while, a horse from a minor track like Finger Lakes explodes on the scene at Saratoga and  lays waste to horse racing’s elite. Names like Fio Rito (winner of the 1981 Whitney) and Tin Cup Chalice (first horse to sweep the Big Apple Triple) come to mind. Could Lisa’s Booby Trap, listed at 30-1 in the morning line for the Grade 1 CCA Oaks be the next Finger Lakes invader to make a name for herself? She’ll have to defeat multiple Grade 1 winner Devil May Care to be mentioned in the same breath as the aforementioned champions. Let’s look at the CCA Oaks lineup and assess the chances of this undefeated filly.
#1-Bahama Bound: This filly’s getting good, and her Beyer Speed Figures have improved with each start. Still, it’s hard to ignore the fact that this Barclay Tagg trainee raced for a tag (pardon the pun) back in February, and has only beaten entry-level allowance foes thus far.
#2-Lisa’s Booby Trap: You rarely see first-time starters hit 88 on the Beyer scale. The only starter in this field to top that figure in her career debut was Connie and Michael (95 on Keeneland’s poly-track). I’ve watched all three of this filly’s starts, and she’s been visually impressive. She shaded :22 in her second start, and is the only member of the field to do so, ever! I’d be surprised, therefore, if she didn’t have the early lead. This filly is physically imposing, so it’s hard to picture her being intimidated by any of her competitors…in fact, she may be the one doing the intimidating. She got her two-turn debut out of the way recently, and passed with flying colors. What the hell, at 30-1 she’s worth a long look. I’ll bet her across the board and use her top and bottom in exactas with Connie and Michael, Devil May Care and Acting Happy.
#3-Seeking the Title: Nice win in the Iowa Oaks, but struggled a bit in her other graded starts. If the pace falls apart, she could be along for a minor share.
#4-Connie and Michael: Looked like she was backing up in the Mother Goose, but came again for second in a gutsy effort. She poses the main threat to ‘Lisa on the front end, but I suspect they’ll underestimate ‘Lisa’s chances and let her go. Should hit the board.
#5-Absinthe Minded: Lukas usually manages to have his horses at their best for the big dances, and top rider Gomez takes the mount. Fringe player.
#6-Biofuel: Didn’t have the best of trips in the Mother Goose, but she might just be a shade below several others in here.
#7-Devil May Care: She’s the logical choice and most likely winner. However, she’s not head-and-shoulders above this field, and her odds won’t be appealing. Must use in all exotics, however.
#8-Acting Happy: This filly’s bred to be a good one, and she’s starting to live up to her pedigree. There was nothing fluky about her win in the Grade 2 Black Eyed Susan, and her training has gone beautifully. Expecting a top effort.

Those are my horse racing betting tips for the weekend. Best of luck and happy gambling!

Looking back, St. Andrews proves why it’s golf’s greatest place July 23rd, 2010 | Golf news | Comments Off

The pack of roving American journos walked down the quaint street, lined by centuries-old stone buildings and rich with ghosts from the games past, when a familiar face appeared. That, in itself is hardly unusual at St. Andrews, which is to the global golf scene what the atom is to molecular makeup.

During British Open tournament weeks, when its the nucleus of the sport, it represents the most concentrated bits of energy imaginable. The prominent sports agent the writers had run across, after a brief chat, noted that a top player was housed at a nearby locale, prompting the scribes to amble across the cobblestone street.

Inside, with a window open on the ground floor of his rented home for the week, was Davis Love and his wife, watching the telly. One playful writer stuck his head in the window, and in a kids falsetto voice, said, “Mr. Love, Mr. Love, can I please have your autograph?”

Love looked across the room and recognized the source, then hilariously shot back, “After the round, boys, after the round.”

Only, and I mean only, at St. Andrews.

For largely undisclosed reasons, Royal & Ancient officials havent yet declared where they will play the 2015 British Open, and the general public assumption is that the host organization will continue its five-year migration to the Old Course, the games Lourdes, Mecca and Sistine Chapel rolled into one package. Its even located just outside the backdoor of the R&A headquarters.

But renewing the timeline is apparently a big assumption, even though the Open has been staged at St. Andrews in 2000, 2005, 2010 and everybody seems to love the rhyme, reason and rhythm of the five-year plan.

“With regard to the 2015 question, I seem to be getting asked this a huge amount the last couple of days,” R&A chief Peter Dawson said this week when pressed for an answer. “I dont know why people are asking it. Is there a hare running on this one?”

Are there harebrains running your organization?

“I have nothing surprising to tell you,” Dawson said. “We have announced [future sites] up to and including 2014. We will be announcing 2015 later this year, and I doubt if it will be bothering your pens at the time, but well just have to wait and see.”

Forget taking the fifth. The Home of Golf deserves as many home games as possible, for myriad reasons.

“Its my favorite place to play golf in the world,” Stewart Cink said. “Its a variety. Theres not another word to describe it. You can pick every superlative that there is out there for variety, and thats what it is. Scott Verplank had a great quote that I read recently that said, The Old Course will teach you everything you need to know about playing golf, and I think that sums it up pretty well.”

Cink didnt even mention the atmosphere at St. Andrews, which is unlike any in the game. At no other venue in the game can fans reasonably expect to see players, caddies and celebrities dining out en masse during the tournament, soaking up the culture and scenery, or just plain hoisting a cold pint to help decompress after the round.

If the R&A unnecessarily delays renewing its vows with the St. Andrews Links Trust, which runs the Old Course, then they should be cobblestoned. At the risk of sounding like the TV commercials for the World Golf Hall of Fame, if you havent been to an Open at St. Andrews, youve simply got to go. There is no comparable experience in the professional game.

It took, oh, about six hours in St. Andrews to figure ou especially on the PGA Tour, where players stay at high-end hotels scattered all over large cities at regular tour stops. The most vivid color at St. Andrews isnt really found on the most famous golf course on the globe, but within a three-street radius surrounding the course.

Theres a popular haunt located on a key street corner about three blocks from the course called the Dunvegan Hotel bar, which was packed with players, caddies, swing coaches and a few media types on Saturday night before tournament week. It was like that every night, with crowds spilling out into the streets. Some bars employed people to keep Americans drinking libations from straying into the street and getting hit by oncoming traffic, which of course, heads in an unfamiliar direction.

The local cops were out in uniformed packs, largely watching, occasionally interacting, prominent in their presence but minimalist in their intrusion. Outside the Dunvegan late Saturday night after the third round, one St. Andrews policemen, seeing a slew of Americans lined up to take pictures on the street with CBS broadcaster Jim Nantz, walked up quietly behind one of the golf fans and gave him the rabbit-ears behind his head just as the picture was snapped. Then the guy sidled away, acting all innocent and invisible.

“Saw that,” I said. “You are so busted.”

The cop smiled broadly and walked away, clearly enjoying the laissez-faire attitude of the games epicenter for the week. Even the cops have fun.

On Wednesday, a pack of scribes ran into former British Open champ Tom Weiskopf, who was working as an ESPN analyst for the week. Weiskopf, cruising down the sidewalk as he headed off for dinner, stopped and stood on a street corner to hold court for 10 minutes on why he thinks the R&A is a better steward than the U.S. Golf Association, the Old Courses timeless design, his love for driveable par-4 holes and a few other topics du jour. Then he and his wife, arm in arm, headed off for dinner. That memorable episode sure isnt being repeated in Augusta, Ga., thats for sure.

Yet there was no scene that was more representative of the St. Andrews scene than what took place after Louis Oosthuizens award ceremony on Sunday night, when thousands of fans roamed the parallel first and 18th fairways.

A parade of American journalists, camped inside the media center and cranking out final-round stories, left their laptops to survey the crazy scene, where fans lined up to take photos of the Swilcan Burn, the iconic R&A clubhouse from the famed Valley of Sin near the 18th green. Some of us took pictures of fans taking pictures.

A guy with a vaguely Eastern European accent asked me to take a photo of him with his camera, with the first tee and clubhouse in the background. Two other guys did likewise. Elderly women and toddlers posed for shots as people ran around in the fairway like it was Central Park on a New York Sunday.

Think youll ever see a comparable scene at Winged Foot, Oakmont or Augusta National? If we do, Tasers and SWAT teams will be involved.

The charm of the site and city is palpable, like the wind, rain and haar (the Scottish term for fog) that enveloped the city during various times at the week. Small wonder that golfers have made pilgrimages for hundreds of years.

No question, the city has plenty of historical significance beyond golf. Tour groups ambled around the town even as the tournament was being played, with guests checking out the ruins and historical sites that predate the birth of the United States. In the U.K., “olde” takes on a whole new meaning compared to what passes for history in the States.

Unlike at other venues, a fun camaraderie typically unfolds at St. Andrews. Over the course of the week, British Open golfer Todd Hamilton bought me a beer, as did Sergio Garcias caddie, Glen Murray, and the guy who owns Loudmouth Pants company, those obnoxious britches that John Daly wears. I forked over a few pounds and bought libations for Ernie Els veteran caddie, Rikki Roberts, who seemed to enjoy the nightlife as much as anybody. Daytime isnt bad, either.

“They should have the Open here every year,” Roberts said.

No argument here.

In what seemed to be a moment of personal kismet, I ran into rising American player Jeff Overton late Sunday night outside a crowded restaurant. Overton had been kind enough to let me squire him around the Old Course a week earlier as he played his eye-opening first practice round at the most venerable site in the game.

Seven days later, he had just finished T11, had played the first two rounds with Oosthuizen, and thus had quickly dived deep into Old Course lore. Sitting at a dining table outdoors with his caddie, parents and girlfriend, Overton summed up his inaugural trip in fine fashion.

“Pretty amazing place,” Overton said. “That scene when you play the 18th, with all the fans, in the grandstands and along the street, playing back toward the clubhouse, its pretty special. Awesome.”

Its just as unforgettable on our side of the ropes, too.

Baby Girls July 22nd, 2010 | Horse Racing betting | Comments Off

Baby girls are showcased opening day at Saratoga Friday as 2-year-old fillies raise the curtain on the classy meeting. Named for the nearby town of Schuylerville, this race has been won by such speedballs as Marshua, Numbered Account, La Prevoyante, Meadow Star and Ashado.

Last year Hot Dixie Chick was singing in the winner’s circle after posting a 103 winning Schuylerville Beyer as she got a perfect trip right off the pace to draw away by over 6 lengths.

This year, a small but promising cast of 7 entered the 6-furlong event so let’s look at them from the rail out.

Stopspendingmaria was hung wide in live debut at Monmouth but made up for it with a tour-de-force breaking her maiden by 7 lengths with a 91 Beyer just over 3 weeks ago.

In the right hands, Stopspendingmaria is trained by Todd Pletcher, this filly has a right to have a useful career as her dam was game, won 6 times, banked nearly $170,000 and her other foal to race won.

Le Mi Geaux also won in her second start, by just over 7 lengths at Churchill Downs but with only a 64 Beyer. She flashed sub :22 speed and will likely try to steal this race. Out of a stakes winning dam that banked almost $250,000, Le Mi Geaux is kin to a minor league double winner.

Let’s Get Fiscal was no secret in the debut going chalk and winning by over 5 with a 81 Beyer. She is the first to race from a dam who excelled going long.

Wesley Ward will saddle one of two fillies, either Spa Sunrise or Final Mesa. The former won her debut from the Belmont rail but was getting late in the process while posting a winning 56 figure. She is probably the lesser light of the pair but still must be respected.

Final Mesa brings an unbeaten 3 for 3 record to the party. She has won at 3 different venues, 2 on the synthetic and one on the conventional surface at Delaware. This miss has keen speed but she has been able to sit just off the pace and still perform. She also has a right to mature with grace as there are several multiple race winners in the family including Grade 3 winner and over $300,000 earner Uncle Camie.

Dos Lunas, like all of her rivals today, is coming off a win. She shocked at 14-1 on the Churchill turf in late June drawing away at the end. Out of a SP winner, Dos Lunas is kin to juvenile winner African Moon and has to proven she can handle the main track.

Show Me the Bling had to fight hard for her debut win at Monmouth Park but that battle-tested result could help her here. She was flattered when the place and show horses in the debut came back to win. Her pedigree is on the soft side as the lone half brother to race lost thrice.

When the gates open, look for the race to unfold like an Indy 500 as there will be no holding back early. Expect Le Mi Geaux to gun and make the lead with Stopspendingmaria, Let’s Get Fiscal and Final Mesa in hot pursuit.

The pace will likely be somewhere in the :45 2/5 arena and at the top of the lane the cream of the crop will rise to the occasion as Final Mesa will get a perfect journey right off the lead and pounce when it counts to win going away.

Value will not be there for Final Mesa on top only but if you can successfully key her in a horizontal exotic, that may be the right ticket.

Good luck.